- Thu, 15:10: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/Sa7a37NLFw Stories via @EARMILK
- Thu, 16:09: I am 46 and still don't know whether to put white or native american on the race chart at the doctor. or both
- Thu, 16:13: 3 different people said no you don't have to take out your head jewelry for a limited CT scan. but noooooo
- Fri, 01:39: wait. you think it's ridiculous that someone would want to ban bbq restaurants in their hood, but you won't let me smoke in your house
- Mon, 15:10: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/YcZxE7qdls
- Tue, 00:34: RT @chrisgeidner: In ending the blanket ban on gay leaders, the Boy Scouts still allow individually chartered troops to keep the ban: http:…
- Tue, 01:03: alright for paula abdul telling this guy she loved watching his package on SYTYCD
- Tue, 02:07: road rage incident where the rage-a-holic shoots and kills a man. myfoxaustin says remember the left lane is for passing. okay?
- Thu, 15:10: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/LIx13eP7HN
- Thu, 17:13: I'm surprised we can PC shame almost every single group except for carnivores these days
- Thu, 22:54: RT @LOLGOP: The GOP just prefers George W. Bush's Iran deal where he punishes them for going nuclear by giving them much of Iraq.
- Fri, 02:22: doing an informal survey and calling my relatives to see if they have trashcans with bags in city and county lockups. they'd ALL know