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Jul. 12th, 2011

Give a hoot

egoistetx: http://worldofwonder.net/2011/07/12/Owling_is_the_New_Planking/
hipsters are so lame

him: owling.
we should invent some bullshit thing and make it a hipster internet meme
storking
we'll all stand around on one leg

egoistetx:
i'm with you
especially cuz I do it already
yoga + bad back
but since we're all 80s and retro, why not go all karate kid crane

him: oooh karate kid that would be awesome
egoistetx: we could make a killing selling hand drums

May. 16th, 2011

Euphorbia Lactea Crest




I loved these Euphorbia Lactea Crests so much at my mom's cuz they looked like brains so I ran out to homo depot to buy some. I think I have a succulent addiction now



Jan. 24th, 2011

Strapped

 Why?

Why what.

Why me. Why now? I mean, can't we just fuck?

No. I dont wanna fuck. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you deep. for days.

Why?

Because if you kiss me i wont be alone. you know. like. alone alone.for five fucking minutes. and then you'll leave, and you'll go. and I can have that. I can have that kiss. I can remember that kiss and that kiss will be mine. Cause I know that you're going to touch my soul. That's. That's really where I need to be touched right now. Not my cock. not my hole. Right here. Right HERE (his hand touching his heart). This . THIS is my hole. And I'll pay for it. I will gladly happily fucking pay for it.Here. 200. all you gotta do is make out with me.
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Strapped

 Why?

Why what.

Why me. Why now? I mean, can't we just fuck?

No. I dont wanna fuck. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you deep. for days.

Why?

Because if you kiss me i wont be alone. you know. like. alone alone.for five fucking minutes. and then you'll leave, and you'll go. and I can have that. I can have that kiss. I can remember that kiss and that kiss will be mine. Cause I know that you're going to touch my soul. That's. That's really where I need to be touched right now. Not my cock. not my hole. Right here. Right HERE (his hand touching his heart). This . THIS is my hole. And I'll pay for it. I will gladly happily fucking pay for it.Here. 200. all you gotta do is make out with me.
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Dec. 31st, 2010

Actual favorite songs of 2010 but not necessarily best

 Metric - Twilight Galaxy (Death to the throne remix)

Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs - Household Goods

What You Know Two Door Cinema Club

White Sky [Bukez Finezt Remix) Vampire Weekend

OMD - If You Want It

Stay by Hurts

Rolling In The Deep - Adele

Mark Ronson & The Business Intl – Somebody To Love Me (Kaytradamus Remix)

I Feel Better (Dancing Robot Music Remix) Hot Chip

I Can Talk Two Door Cinema Club

Little Girl (featuring Julian Casablancas) Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse

Royal T [featuring Roisin Murphy] Crookers

I Am Not A Robot (Passion Pit Remix) Marina and the Diamonds

Bermuda Kisses

Robyn_DANCING ON MY OWN_(Chew Fu Dancing With Myself Fix)_Extended_Mastered Final.

Self Machine_(Chew Fu Robotix Fix) I Blame Coco

Eyes Wide (Fool’s Gold Remix) Local Natives

Coquet Coquette (Yip Deceiver Remix) Of Montreal

Real love Delorean

Warmer Places Delorean

Stay Close Delorean

Bombay El Guincho

I Can Talk Two Door Cinema Club

come with me ceo

Home (Loving Good Mix) LCD Soundsystem

Hello (Bassjackers remix) Martin Solveig feat Dragonette

Hands (Retro/Grade Remix) The Ting Tings

Crossfire (LCs Rinse Your Body down)2 Brandon Flowers

Home (Party Supplies Remix) Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes

Come Home Chappo

Off Our Backs MEN

Sister Marie Says (Monarchy Remix) OMD

Inner Visions - Modern Soul Mix Replika

Swallow (The Slips rx) Crystal Fighters

Glee_Darren Criss - Teenage Dream (Brian Cua Warbler Club Mix)

Not In Love (ft. Robert Smith) Crystal Castles

Kickstarts (Myndset Remix) Example

When I Come Home The Drums

Christmas In Harlem (Feat. Cam’ron, Vado, Jim Jones, CyHi Da Prynce, Pusha T, Big Sean, Teyana Taylor & Musiq Soulchild) Kanye West

No One’s Gonna Love You (Band of Horses cover) Cee-Lo Green

Madder Red Yeasayer

Lost In The World (feat. Justin Vernon) Kanye West

I Want The World To Stop Belle and Sebastian

Morning Polarsets

Wishery Pogo

Deadmau5 - Raise Your Weapon (SWITCH FUSION REMIX)

Ice Cream Truck - Caswell

Lemonade - CocoRosie

Go Do - Jonsi

Happiness - Alexis Jordan

Haley VS Deadmau5 - Falling In Love with Brazil (Kaskade Mashup)

Dec. 13th, 2010

This is what Hypem and Last.fm scrobbling says I've listened to most in 2010

PixiesWhere Is My Mind (Bassnectar Remix)
BjörkWanderlust (Ratatat remix)
Cut CopyLights and Music (Moullinex Remix)
2am ClubFlashing Room
Deadmau5Faxing Berlin (Piano Version)
Danger Mouse and SparklehorseLittle Girl (featuring Julian Casablancas)
Calvin HarrisStars Come Out
MGMTFlash Delirium
Two Door Cinema ClubSomething Good Can Work (The Twelves remix)
Miike SnowSilvia (Redial Remix)
Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic ZerosHome (RAC Mix)
The Temper TrapLove Lost (Keljet Remix)
JamiroquaiCanned Heat (Calvin Harris Remix)
Will StrattonYour California Sky
MetronomyHeartbreaker (Diskjokke remix)
Florence + the MachineSwimming
AnnieAnthonio (Designer Drugs Remix)
Peter Bjorn and JohnIt Don't Move Me (Miike Snow Remix)
KissesBermuda
MSTRKRFTHeartbreaker (Wolfgang Gartner Remix)
The Beach BoysGood Vibrations (Stanton Warriors Remix)
PhoenixFences (Def Starr Version)
Marina & the DiamondsI Am Not A Robot Flex'd Rework (Passion Pit Remix)
PendulumWatercolour (Deadmau5 remix)
Scissor SistersInvisible Light (House of Stank Remix)
Totally Enormous Extinct DinosaursGarden
Ellie GouldingWish I Stayed
El GuinchoBombay
Coeur de PirateComme des enfants (Le Matos Andy Carmichael remix)
The Juan MacLeanOne Day (Surkin Remix)
Two Door Cinema ClubThis Is The Life
Danger Mouse & SparklehorseRevenge (Feat. The Flaming Lips)
Dan BlackSymphonies (Passion Pit Remix)
Edward Maya & Vika JigulinaStereo Love (Radio Edit)
CocoRosieLemonade
Ghostface KillahYou Know I'm No Good (feat. & Amy Winehouse)
Metric & Adam FreelandSick Muse (Adam Freeland Remix)
CassianFinal Round
Bon Iver & St. VincentRoslyn
The xxShelter (Death to the Throne Remix)
Fenech-SolerStop And Stare
GorillazOn Melancholy Hill
BARRETSOWe Won't Stop (Redial Remix)
Ellie GouldingSalt Skin
GorillazStylo (Alex Metric remix)
Phoenix and Peter Bjorn and John and VictoriaOne Thousand Nine Hundred and One Folks (Immuzikation Blend)
Cassette KidsSpin (Russ Chimes Big House Remix)
CrookersRoyal T [featuring Roisin Murphy]
Two Door Cinema ClubSomething Good Can Work (Ted & Francis remix)
RobynDancing on My Own (Fred Falke remix)

Sep. 29th, 2010

Dilemma

Him:  how many snaps to leave undone? one = I'm a proper gentleman, two = I'm keeping my options open, three = why bother with the rest?
Me: all this depends on tacky gold jewelry, chest hair, and/or chest tattoos. It's a very precarious ratio unless you are mexican

Sep. 7th, 2010

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Originally uploaded by Quinnford + Scout

Jul. 15th, 2010

On the topic of Icing

Padtron (Padtron) has connected [from thor.org] on port #4 on Thu, Jul 15

#69:C0) EgOiStE says, "Padtron I am in need of a somewhat socially normative male to answer a question and around these parts, you're it"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "Okay"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "Hit me!"

#451:C0) Wastraelian says, "heh"

#69:C0) EgOiStE says, "what the FUCK is this "iced" shit all about"

#69:C0) EgOiStE says, "the heteronormative males seem to be into it and now it's hit the gay bars"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "yeah"

#1:C0) Loligo says, "it's a fratboy thing"

#23:C0) luna says, "iced?"

#23:C0) luna has not even heard the term

#69:C0) EgOiStE says, "it seems to be like that..what was that game where you look at the finger hole?"

#23:C0) luna says, "so much for heteronormative"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "Right"

#69:C0) EgOiStE says, "you get to punch them if they look at your hand sphincter"

#1:C0) Loligo says, "they try to find a clever way to hand you a smirnoff ice, and you have to drink it"

#23:C0) luna says, "How very odd."

#4:C0) Padtron says, "Well, I know all sorts, but the one person I know who told me about ice is a total fuckhead"

#69:C0) EgOiStE says, "so i keep seeing photos of people down on their knees chugging ice at the gay bars"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "er icing"

#69:C0) EgOiStE says, "so it's the fraternity rick roll? gotcha"

#451:C0) Wastraelian says, "smirnoff ice, drink choice of cheap sluts of both sexes"

#23:C0) luna says, "clever marketing ploy, or mindless idiocy? You decide"

#1:C0) Loligo says, "it's dumbass bro culture shit"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "I had thought of a funny gay version, wherein you use your sperm to fill the crack of the dude you just effed. so much for my imagination, which is now permanently ruined"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "Right"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "More or less"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "I do it with my kids. if they see a purple car they have to give a good grito"

#69:C0) EgOiStE says, "do bros think smirnoffs are faggoty? is that it"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "Yes"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "Very much so"

#69:C0) EgOiStE says, "well i do too but you know, hypermasculine culture here"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "It's really sort of like making a man wear a tampon"

#1:C0) Loligo says, "yep, that's why they have to do the on their knees thing"

#23:C0) luna says, "maybe he squelched you"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "But I guess icing focus grouped better"

#69:C0) EgOiStE says, "so the knees thing is a crypto-cocksuck"

#1:C0) Loligo says, "yep"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "I think so. By god I think you've cracked it"

#69:C0) EgOiStE says, "Oh well then now I love it."

#4:C0) Padtron says, "the fanny, that is"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "yeah"

#1:C0) Loligo says, "daniel tosh did a good bit about it a couple of weeks ago"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "I imagine you could have a real subversive time with it"

#69:C0) EgOiStE says, "well this is not as fun as gay chicken"

#404:C0) GooderThanHell says, "I think people treat smirnoff ice and zima as wine coolers, which are supposed to be for girls and fags only"

#23:C0) luna says, "cheap girls"

#404:C0) GooderThanHell says, "I guess that ego has not found a corrollary response in the gay community"

#23:C0) luna says, "not any girls"

#69:C0) EgOiStE says, "I don't drink and tend to ignore the drinking shenanigans or be entirely left out"

#1:C0) Loligo says, "and there are rules about blocking where if you have a bottle and someone ices you, you can reverse it and they have to drink both"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "That makes sense"

#23:C0) luna says, "wow, there are rules"

#451:C0) Wastraelian says, "and Loligo knows them"

#69:C0) EgOiStE says, "I am going to have to blog this. does anyone request a name change?"

#23:C0) luna chuckles

#4:C0) Padtron says, "?"

#4:C0) Padtron says, "Oh"


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