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Jul. 2nd, 2015

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Jul. 1st, 2015

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Jun. 30th, 2015

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  • Mon, 15:05: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/bmhe3YkILj
  • Mon, 16:37: editing all my "dating" profiles and removing all my "about me" data since they don't work, and just adding CAN HAZ BENEFITS
  • Tue, 00:43: thanks SCOTUS! gerrymandering is like asking the lottery winner to pick the winning numbers. it is a representative republic of cheats
  • Tue, 01:35: TEEN WOLF NIGHT!
  • Tue, 02:23: I haven't seen any of the duck dynasty FREEDOM OF SPEECH defenders come to defend donald trump getting fired off NBC
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Jun. 29th, 2015

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  • Sun, 15:05: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/zkfmOCHnL4 Stories via @emptnyc
  • Sun, 17:11: if the goal of quoting the gospels is to make people say screw you and your religion, you're totally doing it right
  • Sun, 18:06: I have about 100 wasps on my balcony. I'm going to have to get a full body painter's coverall and destroy them before they destroy me
  • Sun, 21:35: I am going to keep telling myself that Texas' Pastor Protection Act refers to tacos
  • Mon, 00:24: has kevin costner saved any asians yet
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Jun. 28th, 2015

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  • Sat, 15:05: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/JXlG2UKrcZ
  • Sat, 15:09: RT @AntheaButler: that smile is EVERYTHING!!! RT @WilGafney: This is the woman who climbed up and took down the flag in SC. http://t.co/qXo
  • Sat, 15:28: it wasn't just "unelected judges" that ruled for equality. judges in at least 20 other states have previously done so. you don't know maths
  • Sat, 15:47: in the past week, fires have been set to black churches in 4 southern states. express outrage there before you attack Bree Newsome #freebree
  • Sat, 17:10: RT @lsqnews: BREAKING: Vital Statistics updates applications for #gay couples file:///Users/john/Downloads/vs-180_2015.pdf #txlege http://t…
  • Sat, 17:16: it’s a silly world I live in when green poop bags in dog walkers’ hands are enough to make me happy for the day
  • Sat, 18:50: I always look thinner on my iphone. iphones are magicks
  • Sat, 19:05: I delayed my show of solidarity because I needed a beard and head shave. I should have done it sooner just to annoy the color-blind
  • Sat, 19:14: posting a lot cuz I’m finishing car maintenance at sears. I’m tearing up and shaking again so I think I’m just allergic to mall people
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Jun. 27th, 2015

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Jun. 26th, 2015

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  • Thu, 15:05: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/iykfp2wQ3x
  • Thu, 16:56: I want to go directly to tiffany & co and get a ring and marry myself if everything goes as suspected tomorrow
  • Thu, 21:02: first an attack on cheer ups. the second one, actually. now holy mountain. music is dead in austin
  • Thu, 21:19: my check engine light is on. penny! penny! pretty penny! not a fun way to begin the weekend
  • Fri, 04:12: 1. I don't believe in sacred cows. 2. only fools wait for engraved invitations to dissent
  • Fri, 04:38: RT @BoingBoing: STD-detecting condoms are a brilliant concept but they aren't real. http://t.co/sc8c6DPPjp http://t.co/2lRHyceseF
  • Fri, 04:45: I forgot to tell twitter that I had 15 years sobriety this past sunday.
  • Fri, 05:46: this whole confederate flag debate has prompted me to re-read the story of moses and the golden calf
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Jun. 25th, 2015

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Jun. 24th, 2015

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Jun. 23rd, 2015

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  • Mon, 15:05: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/FgRYLlvJJT
  • Mon, 16:21: Years & Years - "Foundation" (Official Music Video) https://t.co/XUOG58ad7H via @YouTube
  • Mon, 16:25: foals sometimes surprises me. this is the hipster song of the week. you've probably never heard of it. http://t.co/BYMT8H9mq8
  • Mon, 17:14: Janet Jackson's First Single in 7 Years 'No Sleeep' Has Arrived: VIDEO http://t.co/BgUNRJN3RE
  • Mon, 17:54: I switched to good because people think you're a butthole if you say you are well. now everyone says well. fml
  • Mon, 18:02: gay marriage scotus ruling won't come until the last day so they can duck and cover. helloooo
  • Mon, 18:04: Texas educators already want to erase distasteful history from school books. I prefer to keep visual reminders of our shameful past
  • Mon, 22:30: I was waiting for the car in front of me to turn left and the one behind me decided to go into the bike lane with a cop up the hill. haha
  • Tue, 00:29: RT @JohnFugelsang: I like that people who aren't offended by the Confederate Flag in any context are offended that Obama used the N-word in…
  • Tue, 01:43: RT @The405: An open-letter to Taylor Swift: "Photographers need to earn a living as well." http://t.co/rtyaNc5PnY
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