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  • Sat, 14:35: choking is a felony in Texas so I dunno why it should be part of any police procedure. especially in a high school
  • Sat, 14:55: how did nick jonas put out a new music video and the interweb not blow up. I blame school shootings
  • Sat, 14:58: I want to gay marry saintseneca's ginger lead singer. Saintseneca - "Bad Ideas" https://t.co/0I1RBL74ks via @YouTube
  • Sat, 15:08: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/5fqlWGkm6F
  • Sat, 15:43: I ordered one of them halo triton e-cigs. don't know if it will help, but I know winter is coming
  • Sat, 19:12: the question becomes how do you then remove the potpourri from the pomander with a small hole
  • Sat, 19:22: lol @ #CocksNotGlocks . bravo
  • Sat, 19:24: Cocks not glocks: Dildos to replace guns at UT-Austin campus carry protest http://t.co/9KYWQm4rGl via @houstonchron
  • Sat, 19:33: the drafthouse is doing a rocky horror sing-along, probably because that's never been done before
  • Sat, 19:58: I think I used every lgbt no-no word during lunch, including "azealia banks"
  • Sat, 20:09: when demi lovato sounds like paloma faith ♫ http://t.co/vJ7mWVREMj
  • Sat, 20:42: RT @verge: Amazon has launched a handmade goods section to steal business from Etsy http://t.co/drRMK3qv0k http://t.co/YzGAYZ6fzn
  • Sat, 20:50: we old people don't care as much about top-knots with undercuts because we all had them when bono and beckham did 25 years ago, amirite
  • Sat, 21:05: unlike burning man, there don't seem to be any "where the black people at?" aclfest articles. (/me tries not to make a drake audience joke)
  • Sat, 21:30: And you're saying all the things that you're supposed to But you don't know how to love me when you're sober
  • Sat, 21:40: RT @rwallacekxan: Strong on post game. "I think players didn't want to see me get fired"
  • Sun, 04:29: I don't understand the hubris that time-cops have regarding maintaining purity of timelines, as if their own existences are outside of time
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