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  • Sun, 16:10: The latest Make Your Own Kind of Music! https://t.co/gyyfRpNR3F #beastieboys #thexx
  • Sun, 19:28: maybe it’s really rough. maybe it’s had enough. broken pussy. this Insecure show on HBO is cray cray
  • Sun, 20:05: thank you ron glass. I keep saying "jive turkey" in my head and randomly now
  • Sun, 20:14: you know you hate food hipsters when lengua, oxtails, and beef cheeks are more expensive than your favorite steak cuts
  • Sun, 20:27: I've hated my calphalon tongs for 3 years as the worst design EVAR. I just realized they pull out at the base so they can open wider. oof
  • Sun, 21:31: I don't know what I did wrong, but these pinterest turkey dressing waffles don't come out clean. what a mess
  • Mon, 04:24: me: tell dad we stole his coach mom: he says y’all didn’t steal him. there goes your raises
  • Mon, 14:26: please compare and contrast a macaron and a macaroon. that's all folks
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