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  • Thu, 23:23: I’m the mayor of sonic. 69 is a magical number
  • Fri, 00:25: Dak Prescott needs to do an eggplant friday. again, don't google that
  • Fri, 03:21: I got a crown today. no root canal. I writhed in pain like linda blair when they started drilling. I had to get another set of shots. ow!
  • Fri, 13:50: they need to have a rescue program like the dog rescue programs, but for the gays. and put me top of the rescue gay list
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