January 17th, 2014

My tweets

  • Thu, 13:58: Russian Mother Takes Magical Pictures of Her Two Kids With Animals On Her Farm | Bored Panda http://t.co/iTSnCSknCt via @boredpanda
  • Thu, 14:39: the public has already been massaged into accepting the abolishment of net neutrality through tiered bandwidth pricing on phones & internet
  • Thu, 15:12: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/SWKVUgyidM
  • Thu, 16:03: sxsw 2014 music wristband acquired! still refuse to say "south by" like douchebags
  • Thu, 16:16: I wish we treated cedar allergy complainers like we do those fake gluten allergy people. do they post every day about their irritable bowels
  • Thu, 17:57: people treat me like I'm jenny mccarthy when I laugh at flu shots
  • Thu, 18:01: I don't have time to write out sxsw but I have time to make this tweet. kthnx
  • Thu, 19:40: jokes are supposed to be hurtful. otherwise it's just a cute anecdote
  • Thu, 20:02: I've been on this campus since 1987 and have never seen a young squirrel. I suspect they are left here fully grown by aliens
  • Thu, 21:52: Spotify Drops All Time Limits On Free Accounts http://t.co/FzzoEyNWvH
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