January 26th, 2015

My tweets

  • Sun, 15:11: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/SWKVUhp5BY
  • Sun, 16:01: all these stories, even alex jones, about "american sniper is a liar," as if we're not all aware that Texans tend to boast and embellish
  • Mon, 01:47: up to 3 yards of snow. I hope them yankees are stocked up on gumbo and chili
  • Mon, 02:10: I sing this every time I shave my head: I feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay And I pity Any gurl who isn't me today
  • Mon, 03:56: jamaica was robbed!
  • Mon, 03:59: my hope for miss colombia is that people will learn how to spell it