Someone stops to chat
Have you ever seen that old movie The Fly?
You know how he turns into the fly and gets caught in the spider web and all you hear is him mewling "help meeeeee"
That was what was going on with this guy's nose.
He had big ol booger just hanging in that spider web of nosehairs and it just kept whimpering "help meeeee" at me.
memo to the gays: trim please.
That is all.