Felipe Campos (egoiste) wrote,
Felipe Campos
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black on black violence

I am a big fan of fried chicken. I usually go over to the east side to get my Church's Fried Chicken. One of the drawbacks, and for me THE biggest drawback, of living in upscale neighborhoods is that you have to drive a ways to fast food. Which is good I guess. Keeps the weight down.

Yesterday I brave 5oclock traffic to get over there on east 7th. The lady in front of me orders a Scrimps basket. She's black and I just chuckle to myself. Not cuz she's black but because I myself say shromp (the coonass way) and other people I know say scrimps and she was just being herself.

The black lady at the counter was like, you want a what?

SCRIMPS basket. I want a SCRIMP BASKET.

I'm sorry but i dont....
and the other black lady fryin up the chicken hollers She wanna shrimp basket

the counter girl says a SHRIMP basket? and looks at the lady funny. And she says yeah. scrimps.

And I just chuckle and chuckle.
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