Felipe Campos (egoiste) wrote,
Felipe Campos
egoiste

Oh Dr Phil you made my day

This was some spam mail I got

Calmness in Our Lives

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives.  By following simple
advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started and never finished."  So, I looked around
my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and
before leaving the house this morning, I finished off 23 Bud Lights, a
bottle of jack Daniels, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old
Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a
box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to
those you feel might be in need of inner peace.
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