Felipe Campos (egoiste) wrote,
Felipe Campos
egoiste

From sister via phone text

Local news said write name and SSN on arms w/Sharpie pen so our bodies can be easily identified (Houston)
My reply: Send me your PIN # and vaccu-seal all the bonds I have bought for the kids.
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<pcktpck> i'm sure they could be more sensational if they tried
<pcktpck> fill your children with air so that you can float to safety on their dead bodies
...
EDIT: Reply: ####. And the bonds are in the safe.

My family. Ever so practical.
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