Felipe Campos (egoiste) wrote,
Felipe Campos

Mine Evile Plan

Evil Plan (tm)! http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge the internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
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