Felipe Campos (egoiste) wrote,
Felipe Campos
egoiste

Dilemma

Him:  how many snaps to leave undone? one = I'm a proper gentleman, two = I'm keeping my options open, three = why bother with the rest?
Me: all this depends on tacky gold jewelry, chest hair, and/or chest tattoos. It's a very precarious ratio unless you are mexican
Tags: personal, shits n giggles
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