Felipe Campos (egoiste) wrote,
Felipe Campos
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My tweets

  • Sat, 15:12: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/SWKVUgyidM Stories via @SPINmagazine
  • Sat, 16:02: secular/pagan winter holiday gift shopping needs to be done soon. if only my family could celebrate the nativity instead
  • Sat, 16:30: the rain here is crazy. it pours for 2 seconds then sprinkles. methinks tlaloc has prostatitis
  • Sat, 16:40: this is perfect weather to christen the new austin bike share program that starts today
  • Sat, 16:46: I do not drive and smartphone. someone needs to make a program that autotexts mandi "felipe is 1 mile away. get your shit ready"
  • Sat, 19:04: I'm at First Chinese BBQ w/ @spiffie http://t.co/q3egfgNxSO
  • Sat, 22:51: I love how everyone thinks that they're going to be the only sensible bastards using austinbcycle during sxsw
  • Sat, 23:22: I didn't realize couchpotatoaustin now delivers smokes and booze to the 78741
  • Sun, 04:06: I need to get over getting scared shitless when the siblings show up on caller ID. I am 45!
  • Sun, 04:14: I assumed spiffie had a life & mandi had a life. they assumed I had a life. we all sat at home alone with our assumptions to keep us company
  • Sun, 04:20: texting mom about who to buy gifts for and she goes silent. then she says sorry, we're watching a show about CHEAPSKATES. hint hint, mom?
  • Sun, 04:23: a cartoon brown guy is sucking on a white guy's nipple on fox7. what the hell show is this
  • Sun, 06:31: In case you missed it.♫ favorite tracks 2013 http://t.co/pAaPls2V5j if you prefer soundcloud: http://t.co/BXljbN77km
  • Sun, 06:39: fav albums of 2013: london grammar, city and colour, jim james, delorean, sin fang, on an on, delphic, white lies, everything everything
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