Felipe Campos (egoiste) wrote,
Felipe Campos
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My tweets

  • Sun, 15:12: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/SWKVUgyidM
  • Sun, 16:22: Pimp sues Nike for not warning shoes could be dangerous if used to beat people http://t.co/ZESnyiPQ8r
  • Sun, 16:51: why would anyone want an NSA that told the truth
  • Sun, 16:55: people who put on their hazards thinking it makes it ok to illegally wait/park also think no one can see them pick their nose in the car
  • Sun, 17:26: I had a polar vortex once. it was on the roof of a hotel in nola during southern decadence. his tongue was still cold from a frozen drink
  • Sun, 19:22: how did breaking bad not inspire a revival in desert boot fashions. I haven't seen people wear those since the 5th grade
  • Sun, 22:00: the aaron paul school of acting must have had serious lessons on how to act by talking like you have a punctured lung
  • Sun, 23:35: if the scientific community were really interested in reducing obesity, they'd stop publishing data using charts that look like pie
  • Mon, 01:34: I think bisset was actually telling us the name of fiona apple's next album
  • Mon, 01:52: looks like no one on the golden globes expected to win anything. no one prepared
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    Thu, 00:36: OMG! https://t.co/y9N2gpHF7c

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    Sat, 15:05: ask me how ridiculous I am for trying to get a State inspection today on a holiday weekend

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    Fri, 12:46: can someone teach me how to speak with a mexican accent like Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green? I’m kind of a #pocho

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