Felipe Campos (egoiste) wrote,
Felipe Campos

My tweets

  • Mon, 15:10: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/SWKVUgQrrU
  • Mon, 15:43: I want to patent duckface so no one can ever pose with it
  • Mon, 15:51: my new response to people who tell me that smoking will kill me is to tell them that they should take it up
  • Mon, 17:39: I'm watching the apple stream and can already hear the security people hollering. no. no. no. no. no.
  • Mon, 18:16: apple has created all this awesome technology that is detrimental to all us perverts. you are so fired
  • Mon, 22:21: I lost my car key. went out to the car and someone had wedged it behind my door handle. I hopped up and down and hollered thank ya jesus!
  • Mon, 22:32: I wonder if ollie north thinks obama broke US law by getting bergdahl released
  • Mon, 22:42: another bounce house full of kids got blown away. don't ever go camping with the men who staked that shit
  • Tue, 00:50: RT @KXAN_News: No downtown fireworks this Fourth of July in #ATX http://t.co/Gydfv9EHEk
  • Tue, 02:02: I've been using iMessage from my desktop forever now. I don't get the big deal
  • Tue, 02:14: RT @KXAN_News: #Longhorns defeat the #Aggies 4-1. Texas advances to the Super Regional. Will face winner of LSU and Houston.
  • Tue, 03:35: orange the new black season 2 premieres this weekend. the gays will all be occupied. culture will return on monday
Tags: twitter

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    Thu, 00:36: OMG! https://t.co/y9N2gpHF7c

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    Sat, 15:05: ask me how ridiculous I am for trying to get a State inspection today on a holiday weekend

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    Fri, 12:46: can someone teach me how to speak with a mexican accent like Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green? I’m kind of a #pocho

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