- Thu, 15:10: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/SWKVUgQrrU
- Thu, 15:28: Comedy Central Announces SHART WEEK 2014, Beg. 8/3 - BWWTVWorld: http://t.co/6jejPDWPis
- Thu, 20:59: I've been making a concentrated effort to be exuberantly nice to people at work. I think I'm getting an ulcer
- Thu, 22:15: they put freon in my ac unit. it's like christmas in july!
- Thu, 22:34: RT @meganamram: It was definitely Adam and Steve - what kind of straight man hangs out in a garden??
- Thu, 23:21: RT @Gizmodo: Here's the first trailer for that Halo TV series http://t.co/LHjYzy7nFQ http://t.co/5YygfBumu7
- Fri, 02:22: my peen must not be as small as I think it is cuz all my spam says prix exceptionnel!
- Fri, 02:41: I keep looking at my cancelled monthly snack subscription and thinking, well, that's the same price as cockyboys. decisions decisions
- Fri, 03:15: all your friends who say "that's not the onion" when reading an obvious satire site (borowitz) are idiots
- Fri, 04:47: @Extant_CBS can you tell me what brand of eyeglass frames yasumoto wore on episode 1? I LOVE them
Mon, 21:56: 'Everyone needs heroes': Superman will come out as bisexual in new DC Comics story https://t.co/hQIFMqXPph via @ usatoday
Fri, 02:20: RT @ Queerty: Dad catches son putting on makeup and what happens next is beautiful - https://t.co/cuQWTT7xBs
Thu, 00:36: OMG! https://t.co/y9N2gpHF7c