- Tue, 14:40: sitting in my orifice hollerin "I REBUKE YOU!" first day back from vacation is going swimmingly
- Tue, 15:09: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/SWKVUgyidM
- Tue, 18:20: what's wonderful for moms during decadence is that they don't have to worry if their boys are in their best undies if they're in an accident
- Wed, 01:11: the last two new male employees I set up kept replying "yes, sir." I asked one if children were getting raised right again or if I'm just...
Mon, 21:56: 'Everyone needs heroes': Superman will come out as bisexual in new DC Comics story https://t.co/hQIFMqXPph via @ usatoday
Fri, 02:20: RT @ Queerty: Dad catches son putting on makeup and what happens next is beautiful - https://t.co/cuQWTT7xBs
Thu, 00:36: OMG! https://t.co/y9N2gpHF7c