- Thu, 15:09: Make Your Own Kind of Music is out! http://t.co/SWKVUgyidM
- Thu, 18:18: RT @The405: Album cover of the year so far? http://t.co/Cn4KVZqUQb http://t.co/cVLpdXxSOO
- Thu, 22:28: word on the street is that the former chain drive location burnt down last night?
- Thu, 22:31: what are we doing to our youth that they are lured toward ISIL instead of the peace corps
- Thu, 22:56: powdered alcohol is now legal in most states in the US. now I know how I will likely be murdered
- Thu, 23:09: RT @emilygrim: me: "god i wish there were a #SXSW taco map; where am i" & then @tacojournalism over there doing the lord's work https://t.c…
- Thu, 23:56: I find the word "discharge" paired with "prostitution ring" in a headline too humorous
- Fri, 02:42: Free Peached Tortilla Tacos! in Austin at The Peached Tortilla http://t.co/HF3syZKrA5
- Fri, 03:01: taking a nap at 7:30 on a school night is about the most dangerous thing I've done in my life
- Fri, 03:41: I saw daniel franzese's enormous wang and said HODOR!
Now, you'd think that in a town rumored to be bottom-heavy, you could find some answers. But no, I was much daunted. Being of sound mind and body,…
Thu, 00:36: OMG! https://t.co/y9N2gpHF7c
Sat, 15:05: ask me how ridiculous I am for trying to get a State inspection today on a holiday weekend