Felipe Campos (egoiste) wrote,
Felipe Campos

My tweets

  • Sun, 16:05: The latest Make Your Own Kind of Music! https://t.co/hPUmsbfGgV #prince #snl
  • Sun, 18:37: up-dos make you look ridiculous. bang-dos make you look like you're hiding that receded hairline. you cannot win
  • Sun, 19:10: when you spend 2 weeks shopping for a huzzy red genuine down bubble vest and suddenly notice everyone is wearing bubble vests and jackets
  • Sun, 19:37: I need to stay off the gurgle. today my thing is prepateller bursitis. and no, I have not been paying rent on my knees, thank you joe
  • Sun, 20:40: a potato only has about 10g more carbs than a cauliflower. the cauliflower is a lie!
  • Sun, 21:08: netflixers: I give a thumbs up on the 3% series, and a poop emojicon for spectral
  • Sun, 21:52: show of hands if you buy all your gifts on amazon just so you can choose the gift wrapping option cuz you're too lazy to do it yourself
  • Mon, 01:21: I am going to start every sentence at christmas with "as a single mother, ..." to motivate the niece and nephew to get married
Tags: twitter

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    Thu, 00:36: OMG! https://t.co/y9N2gpHF7c

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    Sat, 15:05: ask me how ridiculous I am for trying to get a State inspection today on a holiday weekend

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    Fri, 12:46: can someone teach me how to speak with a mexican accent like Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green? I’m kind of a #pocho

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