- Fri, 23:47: dad: *cough cough* me: ARE YOU DYING? dad: what are you talking about me: you coughed. I gotta know when to make my move!
- Sat, 16:05: The latest Make Your Own Kind of Music! https://t.co/18sL72pEPo #moonlight #martinshkreli
- Sat, 19:03: I can’t wait until global warming makes christmas bbqs a thing
Mon, 21:56: 'Everyone needs heroes': Superman will come out as bisexual in new DC Comics story https://t.co/hQIFMqXPph via @ usatoday
Fri, 02:20: RT @ Queerty: Dad catches son putting on makeup and what happens next is beautiful - https://t.co/cuQWTT7xBs
Thu, 00:36: OMG! https://t.co/y9N2gpHF7c