- Mon, 12:47: my driver side power window is working today so I guess it just doesn't like Texas heat
- Mon, 15:05: The latest Make Your Own Kind of Music! https://t.co/9wKhj74mEv #linkinpark #valerian
- Mon, 22:35: when you think your butt grew big but realize you've had your boxer briefs on backwards all day
My tweets
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Give a hoot
egoistetx: http://worldofwonder.net/2011/07/12/Owling_is_the_New_Planking/ hipsters are so lame him: owling. we should invent some bullshit…
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Dilemma
Him: how many snaps to leave undone? one = I'm a proper gentleman, two = I'm keeping my options open, three = why bother with the rest? Me: all this…
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Morte d'Author
spunk: 29 year old barback dropped dead from aids. didn't even know he was poz til a few months before. egoiste: nobody dies from aids. spunk:…
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