- Tue, 15:06: The latest Make Your Own Kind of Music! https://t.co/H2qF25VOIa Thanks to @SPIN #jayz #sxsw
- Tue, 21:28: it's like, I can't even pee any more unless I exhale loudly and sadly first, ya know?
- Wed, 01:12: I need to just tell mom that if there isn't food involved, I'm not sploded
- Wed, 02:41: who the hell leaves old military ordnance in the goodwill donation box
Mon, 21:56: 'Everyone needs heroes': Superman will come out as bisexual in new DC Comics story https://t.co/hQIFMqXPph via @ usatoday
Fri, 02:20: RT @ Queerty: Dad catches son putting on makeup and what happens next is beautiful - https://t.co/cuQWTT7xBs
Thu, 00:36: OMG! https://t.co/y9N2gpHF7c