- Fri, 14:57: I just had a poop that ripped a hole in the space-time continuum
- Fri, 15:10: The latest Make Your Own Kind of Music! https://t.co/vkREsxAX7S Thanks to @mattheartspade #onceuponatimehollywood #mrbungle
- Fri, 16:57: oh, wow. yeti finally got a slidey tab to keep my coffee warmer for longer and I somehow missed it. boughten!
Mon, 21:56: 'Everyone needs heroes': Superman will come out as bisexual in new DC Comics story https://t.co/hQIFMqXPph via @ usatoday
Fri, 02:20: RT @ Queerty: Dad catches son putting on makeup and what happens next is beautiful - https://t.co/cuQWTT7xBs
Thu, 00:36: OMG! https://t.co/y9N2gpHF7c